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Dear Die-ary
I think maybe there really is something WRONG with me
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Created on 2015-10-21 13:18:10 (#2454479), last updated 2015-10-22 (502 weeks ago)
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| Name: | Johnny C. |
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A roleplay journal for JtHM. No, I'm not Jhonen or anybody.
Warning to the unaware: JtHM is short for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He kills people, rants about everything from deep philosophical questions to the UFOs he swears are following him, screams insults at Pillsbury doughboys and has a dead rabbit for his voice of reason. There's a daemonic entity living in his basement walls, not to mention the endless torture chambers that he doesn't remember building. Not that that actually means anything, since he has amnesia.
Johnny cannot die or be caught. This causes him rather a lot of anxiety and confusion, because he's regularly in very dangerous and violent situations and he knows that he should be dead or in an insane asylum by now. (Admittedly, he lives in a universe of total idiots--probably the same universe as Invader Zim, since they have the same creator--but even by that standard something weird is going on.) Maybe the daemon in his basement likes him, or Heaven is keeping him alive so he can contain it, or something like that.
Warning to the unaware: JtHM is short for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He kills people, rants about everything from deep philosophical questions to the UFOs he swears are following him, screams insults at Pillsbury doughboys and has a dead rabbit for his voice of reason. There's a daemonic entity living in his basement walls, not to mention the endless torture chambers that he doesn't remember building. Not that that actually means anything, since he has amnesia.
Johnny cannot die or be caught. This causes him rather a lot of anxiety and confusion, because he's regularly in very dangerous and violent situations and he knows that he should be dead or in an insane asylum by now. (Admittedly, he lives in a universe of total idiots--probably the same universe as Invader Zim, since they have the same creator--but even by that standard something weird is going on.) Maybe the daemon in his basement likes him, or Heaven is keeping him alive so he can contain it, or something like that.
adorable puppies, all kinds of movies, anatomy, asexuality, being awake, being melodramatic and preachy, being numb, blood, cherry brain-freezies, cherry brainfreezies, cherry fizwiz, cherry flavored anything, classical music, cockroaches, detachment, devi, drawing happy noodle boy, emotions, explosions, happy noodle boy, jthm, junk food, killing, killing cheerleaders, killing other people, knives, little chubby babies, lonely suicides, massively-destructive natural disasters, medical equipment, monologues, mr. samsa, nailbunny, nny, not drawing happy noodle boy, not going more insane, not sleeping, people getting abducted by aliens, quantum physics, rants, sarcasm, shouting, skettios, spontaneous dissections, squee, stabbing things, stars, stuff, tacos, talking to myself, that trenchcoat i found in hell, the emotionless function of insects, things, thinking too damn much, unethically sound methodology, voices in my head, watching alien abductions, watching rain, weaponry, weapons
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